Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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