His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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