doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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