Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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