Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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