office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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