So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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