And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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