Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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