If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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