I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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