i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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