my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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