This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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