Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize