Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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