I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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