there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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