Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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