well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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