Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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