Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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