Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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