He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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