Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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