Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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