i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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