normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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