im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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