5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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