Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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