and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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