...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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