hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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