and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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