I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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