At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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