white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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