Me too!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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