Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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