Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize