Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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