I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
ok first of all what the fuck
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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