scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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True strength comes from lack of pants
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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