He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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