is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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