You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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