guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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