Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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