So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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