So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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